im a cow

nosdrinker:

we’re gonna be weird adults

(Source: nosdrinker, via lilyliciousindeed)

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3 hours ago

ejaculot:

when you think you have a substitute but your normal teacher turns up

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(via lilyliciousindeed)

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Posted
7 hours ago

intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

(via pink-dictator)

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Posted
14 hours ago

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

(via lanadelegg)

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Posted
18 hours ago

ashtoniws:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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(via alltimestop)

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Posted
18 hours ago

relahvant:

do you ever have those people that just annoy you so much and you don’t even know why but they just infuriate you

(via green-eggs-and-dick)

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Posted
1 day ago

Me, no matter what time it is. (via lastisle)

(via languedoc314)

… its too early for this bullshit.

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Posted
3 days ago

internetexplorers:

100wordlimit:

internetexplorers:

if i get hit by a car i won’t have to go to school

my friend got hit by a car
he still went to school

what a nerd

(via infamousgod)

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Posted
3 days ago
thatsmoderatelyraven:

Steal His Look: Old Man Jenkins
Kent Wang Polo Light Blue - $265
Lip Gloss - Charlotte Tilbury - $81
Miu Miu Sunglasses - $390
Irish Walking Stick - $67.99

thatsmoderatelyraven:

Steal His Look: Old Man Jenkins

Kent Wang Polo Light Blue - $265

Lip Gloss - Charlotte Tilbury - $81

Miu Miu Sunglasses - $390

Irish Walking Stick - $67.99

(via fake-mean-girl)

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Posted
3 days ago