im a cow

baggier:

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MUG GIRL

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44 minutes ago

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

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this is not what i want to be remembered for

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216081
Posted
2 hours ago

mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(Source: mellowminty, via pizza)

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Posted
9 hours ago

iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

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334086
Posted
11 hours ago

aisette:

when the person u like logs on

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Posted
13 hours ago

roserave:

you going to school

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me going to schoolimage

(Source: thottish, via hotwhiteguy)

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78968
Posted
18 hours ago

hohohobutmadefashion:

"do you even know what chicken nuggets are mad-"

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(Source: hoebutmadefashion, via hotwhiteguy)

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128004
Posted
20 hours ago

comboreversal:

puffpuffpeace:

baby baby baby 

This literally just crushed me.

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Posted
22 hours ago

problematicspice:

profoak:

k999:

shakira is 93 years old and she still looks hotter and plays soccer better than you in a long ass dress,just let that sink in

FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU SAY SHAKIRA IS 93 YEARS OLD

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1 day ago
joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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(Source: neilcicierega, via whatdoespoisontastelike)

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Posted
1 day ago

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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1 day ago