im a cow

how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

(via disaffectedfeminist)

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what-the-hells-going-on:

amroyounes:

Lies we tell our kids.  Found this from the postsecret blog.

THEYRE ALL CUTE AND FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST ONE AND THEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED BY FEELINGS

(via intergalacticspectator)

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urcr:

"yeah sorry i didn’t do my homework i couldn’t see the page cuz of my tears"

(via melodramatic-kitten)

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10 hours ago

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

(via cantabilechaos)

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1 day ago

snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

image

(via dumble-whores-army)

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1 day ago
boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

(Source: myheadisloud, via purrfectkeats)

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1 day ago
commanderofdeath:

Here. Have a cute ghost.
Drag it. It’s transparent.

commanderofdeath:

Here. Have a cute ghost.

Drag it. It’s transparent.

(Source: papa-erwin, via potterphiliac)

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1 day ago

coltongillies:

igohardinovertime:

this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player 

image

i think you mean the best

(via jennzehero)

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hotboyproblems:

I hope my nintendogs are alright, I haven’t fed them in 6 years

(via profiting)

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1 day ago